Wow, where do I start?! Aside from with the fact that I’m thanking my lucky stars I’m here to write this! Brutal day and even more brutal night.
I actually managed to get to sleep really easily, despite all the noise from the wind on my tent. But I was woken in the middle of night by some serious wind. I thought it was supposed to be easing?! I was worried about my tent’s dubious pitching, so braved the conditions to duck outside and check my guy ropes. They’d actually held up well, but the same couldn’t be said for my pegs. I tightened the ropes and did my best to stamp in the pegs, but a heavy shower got me back into the protection of my tent quick smart. Even with the ropes, the wind was bending my tent poles so much the tent was almost flat! So I sat up for a while, manually supporting the frame. I had a bit of a giggle as I was sitting there and for the first time read the warning label inside my tent…
The warning label I read for the first time whilst manually bracing my tent against the wind!
But I was pretty sleepy and was confident in the stability of the bush and the fact that Shirley wasn’t going to blow away, so I eventually gave up and fell back asleep hoping to hell my tent frame held up.
I forgot to mention in my previous posts that in true ‘bugger the rest of the world’ outback philosophy, the area between Caiguna and the border is on a timezone all of its own! They call it western central time. 45mins ahead of WA and 45mins behind SA. See picture below for proof.
Random Timezones
Pretty confusing! I’m telling you this now because I have no idea what time I was actually next awoken, because all my clocks show a different time. But it was about an hour before sunrise. What I said about Shirl not being blown away? Yeah, scratch that. The noise that woke me was the sound of her lifting off the ground! If it was windy yesterday, words escape me for how to describe the conditions this morning. Plus the gusts had swung round a bit to the south, so my tent was no longer parallel to the wind. Although I have a lot of faith in my tent, I was now seriously worried the wind was going to either irreversibly deform my poles or tear the fabric of my fly. Mucho respect though, as I was still bone dry despite some seriously heavy showers.
But now I was stuck. I could tell all that was holding the tent down was me sitting in it. If I got out there was no way the single bush guy would prevent the tent blowing away. However I couldn’t just sit it out, as my tent is my accommodation for this whole trip and I can’t really afford to destroy it and hence have to roadhouse to Adelaide. So I had to get it down asap. I still don’t quite know how I did it, but with the help of my panniers for weight, I somehow managed to dismantle the tent in wind so strong I could barely stand up. And I’m really not over exaggerating!! What I did realise was that the strongest wind gusts came just before torrential showers of heavy, icy cold rain, sent with love from Antarctica on the southerly winds. So timing was crucial.
All I could do was laugh as I’d got myself into such a ridiculous situation through my stubborn ambition to camp on the cliffs. When the downpours came there was NOWHERE to shelter. Not a tree or bush higher than knee height as far as the eye could see. So as I’m sure you can imagine, packing everything up was a bone chillingly cold, wet experience! Obviously no ability to have breakfast either.
I knew I really shouldn’t ride in such conditions. I could barely stand, let alone keep a fully laden bike upright. But dawn had broken and I had absolutely nowhere to go, so all I could do was wobble away with Shirley as my knight in shining armour carrying me to safety. But the nearest shelter was Nullarbor Roadhouse which was 111kms down the road. All I could do was pedal on and hope to hell I wouldn’t get blown off. I was a few times, but only when I was getting going and didn’t injure myself. Once we were moving I managed to keep us upright, just. I had two saving graces. Firstly, due to the heinous weather, there was virtually no traffic on the roads (sensible people!!), especially roadtrains. Secondly, the wind was SSW, so really strong in my side, but more behind me than in my face. It would have been game over if I was riding west (but I wouldn’t have ridden yesterday if I were heading in the other direction). However, with crosswinds that strong it took a LOT of effort just to keep Shirl on the road.
No music today, as it was hard enough to hear traffic over the wind as it was. So just 111km of head down, 100% concentration survival cycling. But I really was laughing for most of it, my situation was that ridiculous!Β Cue more ‘glass is overflowing’ screaming sessions against the wind! Seriously, if anyone had seen me I dread to think what they would have thought.
As I was riding on an empty stomach I had to stop and eat a few times, however hard it was to wobble off afterwards. During one of these breaks a guy in a car pulled over to check I was alright and ask if I had lost my mind. Yes and yes.
Thankfully, the icy rain did ease in its intensity as the morning drew on. I didn’t do much rubber necking today, but with the storm clouds the landscape was amazingly beautiful. As I headed inland away from the coast, the dense bushes gave way to more open, barren pasture lands. The few lone, windswept trees looked even more bleak than they did in WA. The weather probably didn’t help though. It really was an amazing sight with the storm all around. Another positive…no bloody flies! Yay for that. Wimps.
All the birds and other wildlife also seemed to be hiding. I did see three dingos lurking around in the pastures, which perfectly complimented the general atmosphere generated by the weather.
Not long before Nullarbor things started to get even weirder. At first I thought it was my eyes playing tricks on me, but over several kilometres there were actually loads (~100) of caterpillars crossing the road! I shit you not! Big black and yellow furry ones. I did my best not to run them over, but it was hard with the crosswinds. The straw that broke the crazy camel’s back was the melons growing on the side of the road. Yep, in a one of the most desolate place I’ve ever been, where even spinifex struggles to grow, I saw about 10 melon creepers just off the tarmac. CRAZY I say!
Just before the roadhouse, the ‘official’ treeless plain started. “Seriously?!”, I thought! What the hell had the last 1000km been?! Clearly not treeless enough. The official plain apparently only lasts about 20kms and I can guarantee that yes, it is totally treeless! Frequently during this trip I’ve wondered what John Eyre, the first white guy to cross the Nullarbor, must have thought and gone through on his journey. Struggle to imagine what it must have been like. What a legend.
Eventually I made it to Nullarbor. I’d originally hoped to camp tonight on the cliffs at the Head of the Bight, where you’re meant to be able to see loads of whales. But the wind was showing no signs of easing and I’d pulled camp down so fast that I wasn’t confident that my tent was undamaged. It just wasn’t worth the risk. So I decided to pull the pin at the roadhouse. I walked in to incredulous looks from the owner. He couldn’t believe I’d been riding in this weather. Trust me mate, if I’d had any other options I wouldn’t have been. I looked like a drowned rat with a bright red face from hours of wind burn. Classy. I was also sore for the first time this trip. But not my legs, my shoulders and arms, from holding Shirl on the road against the crosswind for so long. I was flooded with relief at having made it.
The roadhouse offered cheap ‘backpackers’ accommodation (read room with a bed) which I decided to go with rather than camping, so I could try and dry everything out and assess the damage to my tent. Well worth the extra $30. The owner felt so sorry for me that he also gave me a heater. Thank you kind man!
After some hot noodles and dry clothes the world is a much better place. Hopefully my tent is ok and the wind eases so I can ride again tomorrow. I’m not going to lie, listening to the wind and torrential rain still lashing against my window makes me very happy with my decision to pull in for some shelter.
But I’m definitely still smiling! Nothing like a bit of an adventure to get the adrenalin levels pumping! And it wouldn’t be an adventure if it was all plain sailing π
Random Picture of Nullarbor Nothingness!
Miserable Looking Tree!
Start of the ‘Real’ Treeless Plain